| BLACK = I would date you. |
| GREEN = I think you’re cute. |
| BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. |
| GREY = I wish you would notice me. |
| PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. |
| TEAL = We have a lot in common. |
| YELLOW = FUCK ME. |
| ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. |
| BROWN = I don’t like you. |
| PINK = I think you are unattractive. |
| RED = I love you with a burning passion. |
| WHITE = MARRY ME. |
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
(Source: hunterandrewpence, via h3llur)
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no
(Source: obey-my-bad-ass-swag, via sortofwittysometimes)
I wish I could know whether to be offended by the letters in that picture or not.
(Source: redheadedcountry)
(via sortofwittysometimes)
“what are you doing today”
nothing really
“ok great so you can help me with this-“
no no no
you misunderstand
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
(Source: snoipahkat, via sortofwittysometimes)